just some advice

so, if you call a doctors office and request the first available appointment and they say, okay I have tomorrow at noon.

omg, PUHLEASE do NOT say, "OH YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TODAY??"

you see, you requested the FIRST AVAILABLE and we went right to it. and it is TOMORROW. It's not TODAY, or else we would have said, "how about TODAY at noon."  do you people not understand this???? 
it's really simple!!!! 

thanx for trying to do this :)
it really is much appreciated.

really??? how odd

there is something about technological gadgets that doesn't allow me to do what I need to do in life. I fear that I am addicted.
I am a narcasist..........I am constantly checking fb to see if there is anything new posted, or if anyone has posted on my statuses. (really??? statuses.....status'......hmmmm)

I check my blogs to see if I have any new comments, or wonder, "hmm, is this BLOG worthy?" 
then I wonder to myself, maybe I'll start tweeting more, that's what that social site is for, to update your thoughts, right? or is it to once in a while update your thoughts. or wait, it's to update everyone else on the thoughts in my head, which run wild up there!!!!  I start here and go there and back and over there, and just everywhere before it finally stops at POST THIS, POST THIS!!!!

that's narcasistic, right?  is it just ME????   I wonder if this, like other things in life, is normal? it's just that most people keep things to themselves where I tend to be vocal about everything.
THAT'S it!!!!!
I'm no more narcasistic than everyone else. It's just that I am more vocal about it than everyone else. You ALL KNOW YOU WANT TO SAY THINGS YOUR BRAIN TELLS YOU NOT TO!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, JUST DO IT!!!!! ........................or.............................

BE JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!
bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

I went to the NEW Salvador Dali museum in St. Pete

OOOMG!!!!!!  I LOVE HIM!!!!   I so wanted to buy stuff, the lunch bag, the tote bag, the canvas tote bag, the purfume, the books, the prints, the postcards, the EVERYTHING!!!
What a genius. I could stay there for hours. I so wish it wasn't so crowded.
I am excited to say that this year I plan on going to the New York Metropolitan Museum, sometime in the summer.
This is the year for culture for me. I'm going to go to plays, musicals, art galleries, art museum, everything about culture I can get my hands on.
And I am so excited.
I wish I knew other people who had a taste for this stuff like I do.......but sometimes alone is good when doing some of these things,

just to sit and stare and contemplate on a piece of art work for 1/2 hour, **sigh** how meditating that would be :)
I'm excited for me this year. BE JEALOUS!!!

HATE is just a word

So, check THIS out!!!!!
I say HATE a lot!!!  and people get a bit upset always telling me that HATE is such a strong word.

My response is ALWAYS..............uh, NO!!!  HATE is a hate word, and STRONG is a strong word.

So yesterday one of my co-workers says, "okay just don't forget that, because you're right it is JUST A WORD."  and she agreed with me, but she carried it a bit further and called me out.

She flat out said, "just remember that, because you get upset when I use the word RETARD!!! but if HATE is JUST a word, then so is RETARD!!"   lol, hahahahahahaha.............................

oh, she called me out and how true is THAT??????
haha, so it is, she is right........
retard is no different than hate or strong, they are all just words.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I HATE IT WHEN I'M WRONG!!!!!!!  :-)

people

I hate people. I know that's not right to say, but honestly I hate them. and for all of you who say that HATE is a strong word, shut up!!!!  Hate is a HATE word and strong is a STRONG word......geesh.....and I was called out on that yesterday, more on that in a second.........
back to people
People walk in to the Optical, I say, "HEY!!!  How are you?"  the response I get....."John Smith."
WHAT????????    JOHN SMITH????????  ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW????
since WHEN is your NAME the proper response to HOW ARE YOU??????

Okay, I'll play.
"Hi John smith, How can I help you?"
"Glasses."
"um, yes.....glasses. Do you need a price, an adjustment?  WHAT about glasses can I help you with?" ( i swear I am being polite about this)
"my glasses??? I am PICKING THEM UP!!"

oh, okay ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!  I'm sorry, you are so right to be pissed off at me, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT YOU MEANT WHEN YOU CAME IN AND SAID GLASSES!!!!!
stupid ass people!!!!  I HATE THEM~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't wanna!!!!!!

I soooo need to be studying right now. but NOOOOOOO, i'm sitting in here on the computer, facebooking. watching tv. NOT DOING HOMEWORK, NOT STUDYING :(

How is that possible. I am a responsible, employed, student, WHO HAS HOMEWORK AND A GPA TO KEEP UP!!!!!   wtf????
blah blah blah!!!!
BLAH!!!!

okay, I guess I'll go study now :) 
and while I'm doing things I REALLY don't wanna do, then I'm going to go to the gym tomorrow morning too.....blah!!

band aids????

Just a tad confused..........

if you have an FSA card, they cover bandaids....you know those things you place on boo boos to soak up the blood???

BUT

ladies, sit down for this............

they DO NOT cover femine products, that.....if I am not mistaken......do the EXACT damn thing!!!!!!!!!!

Does that seem somewhat sexist on SOME level????

Dude, yeah, the comb over??? Um yeah, not working.......I can tell :-/ sorry for staring so bad, but it was just so fascinating to me. How long did that take to style and spray?

OMG!!!!!! PEOPLE, pUhlease!!!!!!!

It is insulting that people bother to be "slick", and in such an OBVIOUS way that you KNOW it was done intentionally, or that you think I am so stupid that I won't notice.
But that's okay, because I am the type of person to INSULT your intelligence right back, and in an even MORE obvious way than you did, but I'll SCREAM it from the top of the mountain for the entire world to hear, because unlike you, I don't give a shit!!!!!!
So, in your face with it.
Wise up and just deal with the fact that YOUR opinion in MY life means NOTHING!!!!!!

Aaaaahhhhh, that felt good to say.
I wonder if YOU are intelligent enough to know that THIS blog is about you????  I doubt it.
and on THAT note........

I think I'll have one more cup of coffee, BECAUSE I LOVE COFFEE, before heading to the gym :) 
loves and kisses, and fluttering butterflies.................. bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

the pressure,

I MUST turn the tv off and study. I love knowledge and learning,  but damn I hate studying. It's so freaking boring!!!!! I would much rather be watching tv. I LOVE tv. I could watch tv all day and all night. I could be a guy....THAT'S how much tv I could watch.

Whatever, I guess I will be growed up and turn the damn thing off..........ugh.  BUT this show is hysterical!!!!  I love funny shit. and this is funny.
**sigh**
Okay, tv will go off AFTER this show is over, and let us all meditate that this is NOT going to be a "marathon" because if that's the case, homework is screwed.
I think I'll go make a cup of coffee, and stay up all night studying, I don't have to work till noon tomorrow :)

and HELL, if I can work 10 hours after only 2 hours of sleep Tuesday night, then this won't be shit, right??  hahah, that's right!! 
NOTE TO SELF:
you're not getting any younger, those all nighters will get harder and harder to do and soon NOTHING will be worth 2 hours of sleep.....JUST SAYIN'!!!

I think this could be addicting

Apparently blogging is like getting a tat........it's addicting, and once you have one, you have to have another :)
I hope not to add anymore blogs, I have the veggie one and now this one.  But I must answer the calling of my people, lol.
I guess I am funny, who knew???  So I am giving the people what they want...........well, some of the people what they want ;-)  not all of the people.
So as I see things that humor me, I'll post it. I am sure my fb friends will be thrilled to hear about this blog, so I'll stop posting so often on fb status!!!!  haha, haters!!!  whatever.
well, I hope you enjoy......
follow me....and share me.......NOT like that!!!!  YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ;-)  thanx, Jenn